I have had a few rough nights as far as sleeping goes lately, but I had a quick stint of time yesterday where I could take a nap, so I took advantage of it. I laid down on the couch while the kids were in the living room.
Me: Child, wake me up in 45 minutes, please.
I am asleep within about three minutes, but about fifteen minutes later, I hear something...
Child: Mom! Mom! We have 28 more minutes until we leave!
Me: Well that was kind of rude! Why did you wake me up to tell me we had 28 more minutes?!
Child: What? You were awake! Your eyes were open!
Me: (Awesome.) I'm watching you, kid! But, um, just for the future, just don't tell me it's time until it is.
That's right, I'll be giving my creepy sleep lessons in the spring.
Peace, love, and sleepin' with both eyes open,