|Seen at a church junk sale on a rainy, sad day.|
More like barfs.
Holy cow. This is why you really need to pay attention in grammar class. If you don't, someone will come along when you are older and take a picture of you abusing apostrophes (and capitalization) and put your hideousness online. (Yeah, and why was that guy staring at me as I took this picture while shuddering and making visibly distressed expressions accompanied by gagging noises? You must document these wrongs for posterity!)
My eyes are nearly bleeding at the sight of it.
Go and do not do likewise.
Peace, love and you couldn't convince me to buy anything out of that grammar failing box,